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The Car Battery Scam




I think this happened to me once when I was in college. So to everyone that doesn't know about it here goes:


The Car Battery Scam
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One day you go out to your car and it won't start, nothing.... when you turn the key. The lights don't work and there is no power. You get out and your battery is gone. Stolen!!

Now the thief does not want your old used battery. He will wait till you call your friend or relative and go get a new battery and install it in your car.

Then he will steal your nice new battery. Why would he do this?r cause he is a jerk and he wants a free new battery. So if you get your battery stolen talk to the police and go to friend or something and borrow a used battery and then keep an eye on your car. The thief is keeping an eye on your car also he wants to see if you are leaving him a nice new battery.

If you have a web cam or something maybe now is the time to install it trained on your car.

Also if this happens to you and they get away with your battery you should check to see that the battery might not be fastened securely in your car. If it's not it can move and cause problems with the battery cells and other systems.

Good luck!

Weird first post but here goes:



Miss Suzie had a baby she named him Tiny Tim
She put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim.
He drank up all the water,
He ate up all the soap,
He tried to eat the bathtub but it wouldn't go down his throat.

Miss Suzie called the doctor,
Miss Suzie called the nurse,
Miss Suzie called the lady with the Alligator Purse...


extras:

"Penicillin," said the doctor
"Castor oil," said the nurse
"Pizza," said the lady with the alligator purse!


alternate way


I had a little monkey
His name was Tiny Tim.
I put him in the bath tub
to see if he could swim.
He drank up all the water
He ate up all the soap
He tried to eat the bath tub
but it wouldn't go down his throat